Brunner Went Down to Florida By: Gordon Fecyk Inspired By: Kostadis Roussos' "Devil went down to Sunlab" Parody of Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band (BMI) Brunner went down to Florida, He was looking for an ISP. He was in a bind, 'cause he's off line And was willing to pay the fee. When he came across John from MegaPOP With bandwidth real hot, And Brunner jumped on the Popsite bench and said, "Boy, let me tell you what!" I bet you didn't know it But I'm the king of spam and spew. And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you run a pretty good server, boy But give the devil his due. I'll bet Avalanche Pro against your soul 'Cause you can't stop 'Spamdrew.' The boy said, "My name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been." Johnny, lock your dial-ups and start working them real hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Popsite And the devil deals the cards And if you win you get to stop his new Avalanche Pro But if you lose, Brunner gets your soul! Then Brunner opened up NT and said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he watched his Avalanche load. And he sent his spew across the 'net But it was blocked with "5-5-6". Then a band of Chickenboners joined in And it was blocked again, like this... (instrumental) When Brunner finished Johnny said, "Well you're pretty good ol' son! But we work with the Dial-up User List let me show you how it's done!" Avalanche dead, run DUL run. Devil's running NT Workstation. Chickenboner spam spew 5-5-0. Stop the Devil's junk mail, Go DUL Go! (fiddle solo) And Brunner bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat. And he tossed his Avalanche Pro in the trash, and cried "Lawsuite!" Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back here If you ever wanna try again. I done told you once, You son-of-a-bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!" He mailed: Avalanche dead, run DUL run. Devil's running NT Workstation. Chickenboner spam spew 5-5-0. Stop the Devil's junk mail, Go DUL Go! (solo finale)