Burn Down The Spamhaus
By: S.P.(U.T.U.)M. Unit IV, AKA: Doktor Dynasoar Iridium
Parody of Burning Down The House by The Talking Heads (ASCAP)


Watch out, you are the one I'm after.
Spam baby, you spammed the wrong e-mail box.
I'm not an ordinary guy
Burn down the spamhaus.

Hold tight, wait til I get your IP
Hold tight, you're in for nasty LARTing.
There has got to be a way to
Burn down the spamhaus.

Here's your ticket pack your bag, time for switching ISPs.
The anti-spammer is here.
You will never get too far, I always know just where you are.
Fighting spam on the wires.

All gone. You need an AOL disk?
Shake down. Here comes another spanking.
Three hundred sixty five free hours!
Burn down the spamhaus.

Buy my product! See my ass! Yes you can MAKE MONEY FAST!
I'm so sick of your trash.
Stuff my mailbox with your junk, baby what did you expect?
I'll see you burst into flame.

My house. Don't you be trespassing.
That's right, don't want to hurt nobody.
Just want to blow you off the net.
Burn down the spamhaus.

Break your modem, get a job, stop being such a lazy slob.
Try to get it together.
I don't know what you expect, this is not a TV set.
Fighting spam on the wires.