D.M.C.A. 
By: Jack Valenti and the Media People
    (Found on a User Friendly ARS posting referring to a
     Slashdot comment)
Parody of Y.M.C.A. by The Village People (BMI)

Young man, we'll take all your sites down 
I said, young man, this won't get off the ground 
I said, young man, your mirrors will be found 
There's no need to make any copies 
Young man, Napster has got to go 
I said, young man, we want more of your dough 
You can't do this; the law went through Con gress 
Forget about DeCSS 

It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
We own everything that young people enjoy 
Music, movies, and all your toys 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
You can only stream Real 
You can't get a fair deal 
You can't do whatever you feel 

Young man, are you listening to me? 
I said, young man, don't play that MP3 
I said, young man, you can forget your dreams 
You reverse engineered our thing 
No man makes copies for himself 
I said, young man, take Apex off the shelf 
Or we'll sue you, through the D.M.C.A. 
Didn't you read the E.U.L.A.? 

It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
We own everything that young people enjoy 
Music, movies, and all your toys 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
You can only stream Real 
You can't get a fair deal 
You can't do whatever you feel 

Young man, I was once in your place, 
I said, I felt the U.S. was off base 
I felt no man cared about regions 
I felt the whole world was as one 
That's when someone came up to me 
And said, young man, no more iCraveTV 
There's a thing here called the D.M.C.A. 
Next we'll have U.C.I.T.A. 

It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
We own everything that young people enjoy 
Music, movies, and all your toys 
D.M.C.A. 
It's here to stay; it's the D.M.C.A. 
Young man, young man, we'll take all your sites down 
Young man, young man, this won't get off the ground 
D.M.C.A. 
Just follow the D.M.C.A. 
Young man, young man, I was once in your place 
Young man, young man, I was way off base 
D.M.C.A. 
D.M.C.A.