Everything They Do They Do To Take You
By: DfrntDrums 
Adaptation of (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by Bryan Adams (ASCAP)

Look into your mail
Read the hype
There's nothing there to buy
Send five dollars here
Twenty there
And lose it all, believe the lie

I can't help you if you are that dense
If you think those stupid schemes make sense
Because it's true
Everything they do
They do to take you

Click here for the cheat
Eat canned meat
Either way you're spammed
Send it through the mail
Go to jail
Do you want to buy swampland?

I can't help you if you are that dense
If you think those stupid schemes make sense
Because it's true
Everything they do
They do to take you

There's no cash, there's no pay-off
There's only a big rip-off
A matrix full of sly tricks
Just to play on jerks like you!

(guitar solo, voice-overs from MMF letters, and "buy buy buy now!")

I can't help you if you are that dense
If you think those stupid schemes make sense
Yeah they'll cheat on you
They'll steal on you
Put the blame on you
Yeah, they'll lie on you...

You know it's true
Everything they do
Oh hoh
They'll do to take you.