R-B-L
By: Daniel Macks 
Parody of Rebel Yell by Billy Idol (ASCAP)

Last night a little spammer came spammin' unto me
Last night some little wanker from a third-rate ISP
He said "Come on baby, I got a deal that you can't beat
And if you don't want it, then you just press 'delete'"
Because

     My email account, it's a mess mess mess
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"
     Won't you please shield my email address
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"

     Less less less 

I don't like junk mail, can't stand it no more
And when hijacked mail-servers drop mail on the floor
Lost business mail? Won't tolerate it
What can I do to get rid of this shit?
Because

     My email account, it's a mess mess mess
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"
     Won't you please shield my email address
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"

     Less less less 

He lives in a trailer
Begs for change to buy some - stealth mailer
He thinks we're reading - his bull
Doesn't know it's bounced to - /dev/null
Because

     My email account, it's a mess mess mess
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"
     Won't you please shield my email address
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"

     Less less less 

(pause)

Use sendmail to check - with you, Vix
A litmus test are you
I just check your list - of hosts, Vix
Trashed a million megs of spew
I Wish we didn't -  need you, Vix
Love to hang up - my mallet
I'd give it all to - have none, Vix
Must-a must-a must-a must-a make the net all spam-free

     My email account, it's a mess mess mess
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"
     Won't you please shield my email address
     With an RBL, we cried "less less less"

     Less less less