Netscape Wrangler's Song 
By: unknown 
Parody of Rawhide by DIMITRI TIOMKIN, NED WASHINGTON (ASCAP)

Loadin', loadin', loadin',
Damn this Java codin',
Feeling of forbodin', Reload!
It's slower than Molasses,
When runnin' all these classes,
It's lookin' like its crashin' all the time
The Applet says it's runnin',
And that big grey block is stunnin',
But the screen remains as blank as my mind

Netscape crash, Boot 'em up!
Net goes down, Dial back! Logging on,
Still off-line! Reload!
Try it now, Still not up!
Netscape crashed, What, again?
Boot it up, Log it in, Reload!

Tightenin', tweakin', smoothen',
They say the codes improvin',
So how come I'm still usin' "reload"?
I'm tired of all this waitin',
Just give me .gif animation,
This code is only good for wastin' time,
The applet says it's runnin',
And the big grey block is stunnin',
But the screen remains as blank as my mind,

Netscape crash, Boot 'em up!
Net goes down, Dial back! Logging on,
Still off-line! Reload!
Try it now, Still not up!
Netscape crashed, What, again?
Boot it up, Log it in, Reload!

	(piano solo)

Netscape crash, Boot 'em up!
Net goes down, Dial back!
Logging on, Still off-line!
Reload!
Try it now, Still not up!
Netscape crashed, What, again?
Boot it up, Log it in,
Reload! (loadin' loadin' loadin)
(loadin' loadin' loadin)
(loadin' loadin' loadin)
(loadin' loadin' loadin) Reload!