Spammer News
By: Gordon Fecyk
Inspired by: 'Weird Al' Yankovic's Headline News (ASCAP)
Adaptation of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies (ASCAP)

Once... there was this kid who...
Tried to sell a program everybody thought was spam-ware
And when... he sued for slander...
He... was... laughed out of court by the judge!
He said it wasn't spam-ware but nobody belieeeeeeved him.

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Once... there was this girl who...
Made a living spammin' with some stolen A-O-L accounts
And when... she forged the wrong domain,
She... found... that she was hacked by her victim!
There's pictures of her freckled butt and one of her breast size!

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They got nuked - and R-B-L'd,
And their spam - went straight to /dev/null...

And Then... there was this guy who...
Broke the law in every state that had an anti-spam bill
and when... he had his day - in court
he... got... a permane-ent injuction!
So next time he tries spamming, he ends up in priiiiison!

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