The Spam Rant By: Gordon Fecyk Inspired By: Molson Canadian's I AM CANADIAN Rant Music: The 1812 Overture by TCHAIKOVSKY I'm not a lawyer or a police officer. And I don't live in a cave, or eat Kraft Dinner, or own a 9600 baud modem. And I don't know Hitler, Stalin, McCarthy or Castro although I'm certain they're really really mean... I have a personal computer, not a public mailbox. I speak English and C, not Marketspeak. And I call it "junk e-mail," not "bulk e-mail." I can proudly block any e-mail traffic I don't want. I believe in permission marketing, not broadcast, opt-in, not opt-out, And that the spammer - is the lowest form of life on the 'net! My mailbox is mine! My mail server is my ISP's! And it is called "spam!" Not "AdMail," "spam!" Spammers are the second largest source of traffic, the first largest source of abuse, and the WORST part of the whole Internet! My name is Gord, and I HATE SPAM!