William Gates Billionaire
By: Unknown (Found on a filk music site whose server went down)
Parody of Jesus Christ Superstar by Andrew Lloyd Webber (ASCAP)

Every time that I re-boot I'm cursing your name
Running Windows 95 has caused me much pain
"It is so much better" was your one refrain
Now I'm stuck with a frozen screen just racking my brain
If you show your face you will be booed by the masses
I can't use my PC 'cause of you it always crashes!

(Why'd you do me wrong?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong Now?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong Now?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Tell you where to go!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go NOW!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go NOW!)
Tell you where to go

William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there

Tell me what it's like to be a man at the peak
Did you think you'd be so rich yet still be a geek
Windows will it ever work, a patch will I see
Can I hope to save my code or should I format C:
Is it meant to crash like this I'm just a bit hazy
Or is it a feature meant to drive us users crazy

(Why'd you do me wrong?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong Now?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Why'd you do me wrong Now?)
Why'd you do me wrong
(Tell you where to go!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go NOW!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go!)
Tell you where to go
(Tell you where to go NOW!)
Tell you where to go

William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there

William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates William Gates
You are the man everybody hates
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there
William Gates Billionaire
Uses a Macintosh when no one's there